10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --