10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus