10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- Fook the floosh droo!
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.