10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!