10 Random Poker Quotes
« back to poker calculator
More Random Quotes- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- Welcome to kicker school
- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz