10 Random Poker Quotes

• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• It's Free To Fold...
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger