10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine.
- T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
- Welcome to kicker school
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.