10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- "No river, no fish."
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus.
Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels