10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine.
- T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
- It's Free To Fold...