10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- Fook the floosh droo!
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die