10 Random Poker Quotes

• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers