10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway