10 Random Poker Quotes

• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss