10 Random Poker Quotes

• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it