10 Random Poker Quotes

• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus. Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson