10 Random Poker Quotes

• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• Fook the floosh droo!
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth