10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• Welcome to kicker school
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.