10 Random Poker Quotes

• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs