10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe