10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus.
Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- "No river, no fish."
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!