10 Random Poker Quotes

• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger