10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."