10 Random Poker Quotes

• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."