10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones