10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus.
Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."