10 Random Poker Quotes

• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph