10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
anon
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"