10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Fook the floosh droo!
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.