10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986