10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"