10 Random Poker Quotes

• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!