10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris