10 Random Poker Quotes

There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
It's Free To Fold...
Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
"I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament