10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Welcome to kicker school
- It's Free To Fold...
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers