10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!