10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- im going to 2 out you to death
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.