10 Random Poker Quotes

• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus. Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!