10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time.
-Abraham Lincoln
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.