10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm