10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson