10 Random Poker Quotes
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- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A