10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- Fold and live to fold again
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels