10 Random Poker Quotes

• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.