10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger