10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts