10 Random Poker Quotes
« back to poker calculator
More Random Quotes- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.