10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.