10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike