10 Random Poker Quotes

• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.