10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.